People said it couldn’t get any better than last night’s shows. They were liars. Dirty, stinking LIARS!

TONIGHT:

Dart-Mondo at the HUT

(ALL AGES!) Standup and Improv comedy collide! Based on the Armando/Asscat forms (!), this will be a crossover night with performances by stand up comics, and improv scenes based on those performances. Two kinds of laughs, one low price! Dartanion London, John Faga, Ian Schempp, Adina Gillett, Jason Anfinsen, Kevin Hyder, Ahamefule Oluo, and Heneghen. (The HUT, 5510 University Way NE, 8pm, $6.)

Also . . .

“Boys Allowed!” at Live Girls Theater in Ballard 8pm, For more details, go to www.livegirlstheater.org

“Non Profit Comedy” at the Comedy Underground, produced by Yoram Bauman. For more details, go to www.standupeconomist.com